Anonymous asked: How are ya? What's going on?
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
Anonymous asked: were you having a heart attack monday night with the game?!!?!?! I was like "aww man there's no way to turn this one around" and then they score two fuckin goals in about 45 seconds!! Amazing!!
I hate how the phrase ‘have some self respect’ is used to shame women who are...– Unknown (via desperateconversations)
perfectdisfuntion: overdressedunderage: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. that was deep
masturbaby: forever wondering what a blow job feels like
babyheroin: Being a girl is difficult because sometimes I can’t tell if I am turned on or if I just have to pee.
Just let this end please.
grimmshaw: don’t point any fingers until people know what’s going on ok. a few years ago, Norway’s capital was bombed followed by 90+ teenagers slaughtered at a politic summer camp. what did people do? they all blamed the Muslims. you know who did it? a Christian guy from Norway. so sit your fucking asses down and stop being racist cunts
i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
trillow: is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to yeah fuck he’s got a knife everyone run
quinndiliowillgrowoldtogether: in american we don’t say “i love you” we say “motha fuckin swag, we good, we gucci, no homo *fist-bump yolo hug with precisely three (3) back pats*”, which translates roughly into “taco bell”. i just think that’s really beautiful.
pierceduh-veil: samfuckingb3ttl3y: Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples. everyone fucking reblog this
kropotkitten: Heart goes out to the dead, injured, and others in Boston but also my heart goes out to all the Muslims in the area who will wrongly be rounded up and detained tonight and to their families, and to the ones who will have to face mob violence and a spike of hatred that this event will trigger in the ignorant.
Don’t fuck with my city. Pray for Boston.
thegirlthatsnotthere asked: hope you and your family are ok.